Humor: Has Revival broke out in your church- like this?

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We need a break from the stress of the elections. Take a look and laugh. Rejoice !!!! God is still in control.


15 Responses to “Humor: Has Revival broke out in your church- like this?”

  1. […] of the elections. Take a look at ourselves and laugh. Rejoice !!!! God is still in control. Click here for […]

  2. Good one Marriane!!
    LOL

  3. Funny stuff Marianne,…Hey I noticed that the republican character on the top far right still appears to be feeling a little blue! But God will change all that!

  4. Hi Mr T

    Notice they do not allow donkeys in the muppets. 🙂

    Maybe they don’t have a sense of humor.

    giggles.
    marianne

  5. True Marianne. Democrats don’t have a sense of humor and they definately hate the muppets. But I do think that they have a lot of “puppets” in their ranks. lol

  6. Hi Mr T

    You mean like Obama boy and Miss Piggy?

    marianne

  7. I don’t want to name names, but mostly the nasty spin machine liberals I guess. All in the pic including Miss Piggy above look pretty conservative, don’t you think?

  8. Hey Mr T

    Well…..the democrats don’t know anything about government, except how to eat pork !!

    oink

    marianne

  9. Hey give them their due!!! They also are very good at buracrazy and spending tax dollars!

  10. Hope this works…Heres one for you!

  11. darn it didn’t work! well here’s the link anyway!!! lol…

  12. Hi Catrina,

    Funny ! Makes me want to get my own hula hoop.

    blessings
    marianne

  13. yes the holy ghost laughter did visit us in our church 15 years ago and i am due for a refreshing again it was wonderful it all started in our church 15 years ago when the church staff called a meeting to pray because the finances were not good at the time and our pastor vicki felt something in side her bubbling up for the longest time during the meeting and all of the sudden she belched and they had such gut renching laughter for hours and then it continued randomly in church for a year what a refreshing it was since then the money has always been their to pay staff etc. Praise the Lord !!!!!!

  14. Heres a funny one….on the youtube video titled “the obama deception” it was stated that the government was planning on taxing the flatulence of cows! Yes, you read that correctly, the government wants to start taxing outdoor fireplaces and FLATULENCE of COWS! I thought to myself, hmmmm, my golden retriever would clear up the deficit real quick with hers! LOL

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    Allan Svensson, Sweden
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/INDEX.HTM

    How to be prepared for Jesus’ coming?

    We shall obey the command of the Lord in Rev. 18:4, and do as
    he says. Many who call Jesus the Lord do not take a notice of what
    he says. This command of the Lord in Rev. 18:4 is the strongest
    and the largest revival message we can find in the Bible. This ought
    to has been preached and well known everywhere among all Christians.

    Yet, the preachers who are speaking about the great Babylon, they
    convey the truth only partly because they do not understand that their
    own church also belongs to the great Babylon. They cannot se the
    difference between the church and the Assembly of God.

    In the time of the apostles any church did not exist, and therefore
    the word “church” occurs not at all in the Bible. Everywhere in
    your English Bible where you see the word “church”, it is a
    translation error, it ought to be “assembly”. Jesus did not build
    any church.

    I have five Bible translations in Swedish, (the oldest from 1703,
    translated from the same original bible text as KJV). Nowhere in
    these Bibles we can find the word “church” (kyrka). Nowhere in
    the Bible we can find any hint of that the Assembly of God is
    constituted of church systems and many religious organizations.

    It is at least two Bible translations in English without the word
    ‘church’, (WEB) and (KJ3). Perhaps there are more such
    translations, I do not know.

    The Assembly of God is no Pentecostal church. Please, consider
    what this expression “the Assembly of God” in the reality implies.
    The Assembly of God must be the same as the Greek word
    “ekklesia”, and the Body of Christ. 1 Cor. 12:12-31.

    Then it is easy to understand that this has nothing to do with the
    Pentecostal Movement. Pentecostal churches have existed about
    100 years, but the Assembly of God has existed ever since Jesus
    baptized his first disciples by the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit
    gave them the new life in Christ so that they became born anew.
    Then the Assembly of God was born. Since then, the Assembly
    of God has lived here on the earth generation after generation.

    The establishment of the first church took place in connection with
    the great falling away. 2 Thess. 2:3. Since then, God’s people have
    lived in slavery under Satan’s false doctrine about the Assembly of
    God. We cannot use the word ‘church’ when we mean the Assembly
    of God. Still to day, most Christians cannot see the difference between
    the Assembly of God and the Church of Satan.

    All churches have come into existence through religious fornication.
    People have mixed God’s word with false doctrines of evil spirits,
    and so new churches appear.

    Revival is the releasing of all Christians from all churches and
    denominations, the exodus of all God’s people from the great Babylon.
    Rev. 18:4. The worst obstacle to revival is Satan’s false assembly
    doctrine, which says that churches and denominations are God’s
    assemblies. This false doctrine is accepted and believed everywhere
    in all churches and denominations.

    Belief on this false doctrine leads to spiritual blindness, so that people
    cannot see the difference between the Assembly of God and the
    churches. This false doctrine hinders them to understand God’s word.

    It is very urgent that people get the knowledge of the Assembly of God,
    but because they believe on a false assembly doctrine, they want not to
    read or hear the warning message of the Lord. They do not know that
    the devil uses the churches and denominations to hold the Christians in
    religious slavery.

    Where is Jesus’ church?
    Where is the church that Jesus built?
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/PREPARE.HTM#Where

    In the free churches the world around
    there are thousands of preachers
    and bible teachers, but none can explain
    what the Assembly of God is
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/EXPLAIN.HTM#thousands

    The condition of the Assembly of God
    is now much worse than in the assemblies
    in Ephesus, Sardis and Laodicea
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/SARDIS.HTM#condition

    Restoration of the Assembly of God
    after the great falling away
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/PREPARE.HTM#restoration

    God is the Love
    But God’s love does not hinder us to study God’s word
    http://www.algonet.se/~allan-sv/LOVE.HTM

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